The black breed of pet golf ball has a sometimes sombre outlook. Dark moods and humour with probably some dark secrets as well.

Hello my name is Swashbuckler Cheveralla Ben of Hackensack and I am a Black Pedigree Pet Golf Ball. Not to be confused with the black 8 ball Please.

Not everything can be sweetness and light and that's where I come in. Like a little black hole eating up the sweetness and light and turning it into a dark moody atmosphere.

Like my owners I have a dark moody side and enjoy things that most others do not find funny at all. I tend to hang about with my own kind as I find that I don't mix well. I guess others just don't understand me.